I love how the Justin Timberlake DUI story got the full onslaught of JT’s press machine behind it and all the news about it now is a supposedly “overzealous cop” that “shouldn’t have pulled him over or busted him” completely co-opting the more obvious story: when you’re rich and famous as JT why are you driving any vehicle yourself when you’re at parties getting fucked up?
Just call someone in your entourage to pick you up, dumbass.
Matt Haughey 🦣 /
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2024-06-27 19:49:27
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