Caller: Would you be interested in selling your house?
Me: Sure! Four million, cash-only, no contingencies.
(House is worth, generously, 750K)
Them: Uh. Given the market value, would you be willing to go lower?
Me: Nope!
Them: Oh. Goodbye then.
(My experience has been, if I say I'm not interested in selling, they will call over an over. If I give them a concrete number that's wildly above market - i.e., one which would be worth the move for me - they quit.)
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