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2024-07-05 19:50:45

Valerie Roney on Nostr: OMFG the smoke alarm has been malfunctioning and randomly going off and I think I may ...

OMFG the smoke alarm has been malfunctioning and randomly going off and I think I may loose my fucking mind the noise and flashing lights hurts my brain so much.

Like why can't we have alarms that very calmly say:
"Hey, ya know things aren't super safe right now, let's leave the house."
in something akin to a smooth late night jazz DJ voice.

...also after false alarms someone is dispatched to spoon you and stroke your hair.
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