Me: Gimme that phone.
Me: Mom, you need to get in the car and go to Micro Center. Ask a salesperson for a Brother color laser printer. Buy it and then come back home.
Me: You made it back? OK, take all the cords out of that HP Inkjet, and then put it out for E-waste.
Devil: *scowl* What the HELL...
Me: New printer installed and printing? Great! Now CANCEL that HP ink subscription.
Me: I love you too. OK, bye.
All's fair in love, war, and printing.
https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/113216009256948178
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2024-09-28 18:45:46
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