Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2023-09-01 17:35:45
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Bead on Nostr: Can confirm. Last night I woke up hearing a sound downstairs. When I went down and ...

Can confirm.

Last night I woke up hearing a sound downstairs. When I went down and found the blackest gorilla nigger out of the darkest heart of Africa rummaging through my fridge and eating the roast chicken I was planning on eating over the next few days. I shouted out "what the fuck are you doing, mate," and his response was simply "benis wenis," before he physically emoted an aubergine using elaborate pantomime, grabbed my half finished case of watermelon White Claws, and ran out the back door.
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