*metal detector alarm goes off*
TSA officer: Sir please step over here. Are you concealing metal somewhere on your body?
Sonic: No, I don’t have anyt— *Sonic trips and falls face first onto the cement, launching a shower of rings into the air*
Chris Hallbeck /
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2024-08-19 16:08:05
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2024-08-19 16:08:05Event JSON
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