strah on Nostr: I’d like to submit the defendant’s natal chart as exhibit B. You can clearly see ...

I’d like to submit the defendant’s natal chart as exhibit B. You can clearly see where Aquarius is in the house if Mars while in retrograde. Frankly, we’re fortunate this wasn’t premeditated murder and applaud his restraint given the cosmic forces at work here.

I furthermore request the court offer my client a formal apology for wasting his time and this case be dismissed.