LiverpoolHODL on Nostr: In my uni days we were so stoned coming back from Amsterdam that one of my mates ...

In my uni days we were so stoned coming back from Amsterdam that one of my mates forgot he had a bag of weed in his jeans pocket. He didn’t realise until he emptied it out into the little tray at the metal detector in the airport with his keys, phone etc. The airport security were cool but said they’d have to search his bag as a precaution, to make sure he wasn’t trying to smuggle anything else. He had no weed in there but they did pull out a brown paper bag containing a dildo he’d bought for the girl he was seeing back home.
Watching my stoned mate try explain to a Dutch security guard that the dildo in his bag was not in fact his dildo is likely still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen