Me: I would like some hot salami.
Stores in Australia: Did you say mild salami?
Me: No, I said hot.
Stores: We have a a dozen different types of salami
Me: Are any of them hot?
Stores: No, they're all mild! But we have all of them!
Me: I'll pass. I'll just get some hot salsa.
Stores: Oh you're not going to like this
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