Every once in awhile, something from the culture of your childhood hits you like a bus to the face
Like the fact that there had to be a nationwide commercial campaign begging parents to care where their kids were at night for YEARS
Today, it’s that threatening to MURDER YOUR CHILD because they annoyed you was SO COMMON it’s now a stock phrase we all recognize
I brought you into this world & I can take you out of it.
HA HA COOL DEATH THREAT MOM GUESS I WON’T FORGET TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH AGAIN
Catherynne M. Valente /
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2024-05-31 09:11:00
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