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Disclaimer, this tutorial may have a real financial impact on you, follow at you own risk.
Step 1: execute lncli closeallchannels
That’s it, that was easy as it could be. Now all your node’s channels are in the process of being closed and all your liquidity is being moved to your onchain wallet. The best part, you don’t even need to confirm anything, it just does it in one go with no questions asked! You can check the status by using a very similar looking command, lncli closedchannels!
Good job! Now you are ready to start from scratch and use any other reasonable solution!
🐶🐾🫡🤣🤣🤣
Disclaimer: this is a satirical tutorial that will 💯 cost you a lot of funds and headaches.
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